Flash Fiction, Random Rants, tutto e niente

Great Cheeks!

Today, I offer a “tongue in cheek” look behind the scenes of my budding career as a sculptor.*

“Is that your first sculpture?” He asked.

That’s a bit of a cheeky question, I thought before replying: “Yes. Hard to believe, isn’t it? It’s so life-like. And look at those cheek bones!”

“Erm … yes. They are definitely … erm… cheeks.”

“I know! Next up: nudes!”

“Great. More cheeks. I can’t wait.”

Real life collided with the weekend challenges to produce these 71 cheeky words, so thanks for the great prompts to  Sammi Scribbles (sculpture)  and Linda’s SoCS (cheek).

*I am actually taking my first-ever a sculpting class and this is my first sculpture (of my husband’s head) but that is where the resemblance to real life ends. If you knew what he actually looks like then you’d understand why I have zero illusions regarding my future as an “artist.” It is fun though!

Travel, tutto e niente

Ljubljana Street Love

Several years ago, I visited Slovenia and fell in love. Not with a person. (I was with my husband and we were—and still are—in love.) No. I fell in love with the place. Everything about Slovenia is beautiful and magical, from the Skocjanske caves and the many lakes to Ljubljana’s Dragon Bridge, beautiful buildings, and the wonderful street art. The decision to embrace the energy of accessible creative expression means that no matter where you are in Ljubljana, there is something fabulous just up ahead. Plus, you can always find a cold Lasko when you need a break.

EXCEPT FOR THE CAVES, ALL PHOTOS WERE MADE BY MYSELF OR MY HUSBAND.

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THE CAVES WERE MAGNIFICENT. NO PHOTO CAN DO THEM JUSTICE. (STOCK PHOTO)
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DRAGON BRIDGE MEANS WE’RE HERE!
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BEAUTIFUL OLD TOWN LJUBLJANA
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PINK!
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MY HEART CAPTURED
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OLD TOWN FISH HEADS
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FAVORITES IN THE RAIN
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DOOR TO ADD TO MY DOOR OBSESSION
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ANOTHER DOOR BUT HIS ONE HAS A SPECIAL PURPOSE
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HAPPY?
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ME REACTING TO TRUMP’S LATEST
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BIG HEAD OR AT LEAST BIG FACE 😉
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LOVE THIS!!!
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CAMERA STORE
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EVEN THE BIKES ARE COOL
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CHOCOLATE AND PIVO
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MMMMMM

 

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ME AFTER A LATE NIGHT OF LASKO?

Thanks to What Pegman Saw and Wander Essence for their Photo Challenges. I love a reason to reminisce about one of my favorite places.

Plus a shout out to Fandango’s FOWC for reminding me to keep looking ahead!

Flash Fiction, tutto e niente

Star Crossed Lovers & The Spiders from Mars

Spiders from Mars. That’s the first thing that came into her head when she saw it. Thinking of Ziggy Stardust made her smile. She’d always loved Bowie. But that thing—whatever that thing was supposed to be—most certainly did not make her smile. The assignment had been simple enough. Create an original art piece for her foyer. Something simple and elegant that reflected her eclectic personality without being offensive or ugly. Something whimsical but with gravitas. Something deeply personal but not too revealing. She didn’t want to seem too transparent. That kind of thing led to requests. For favors. Or money. God she hoped he didn’t expect to get paid for this monstrosity. It was a shame. He was a beautiful boy. But still, she’d couldn’t have that thing staring at her. Her smile widened as she stepped towards him.

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Spiders from Mars. That had been the thing that came into his head when he first met her. Well really that one line. “Like some cat from Japan, he could lick ’em by smiling. He could leave ’em to hang.” He loved Bowie—as Ziggy and every other incarnation—but he’d never really felt that lyric. Then he met her. Slick. Shiny. Smiling. Always fuckin’ smiling. Telling him she loved him. Loved his work. But nothing behind the eyes. She’d definitely charm you then leave you to hang. He’d heard her requirements for the “art piece” but he didn’t really listen. He couldn’t get the spiders from mars out of his head. He should’ve told her no, but he really needed the cash. Plus, it really was perfect. Cold eyes. Crass. Mind screwed by her ego. Or maybe he had been wrong about her. She seemed to actually like it. After all, she was smiling.

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This weird piece of Flash Fiction was inspired by the image (above) from AdnaeInviere at DeviantArt.com courtesy of Fandango’s Flash Fiction Challenge #9 and by Ziggy Stardust himself. I LOVE David Bowie. There will never be another one like him.

Ziggy Stardust & The Spiders from Mars

History, Random Rants, Travel, tutto e niente

Finally! It’s the Road Trip Epilogue

It’s been over a week since we returned home and I’m finally finding the time and energy to write my last entry for the epic ROAD TRIP.

If you missed the first three editions, you can find them here Calling All Boots  and here Two Days Before Dawn and here Alarm Bells

I’ll wait why you check them out ….

Hello again. So as you know, at last writing, we had arrived in DC and been greeted in the middle of the night by a fire alarm. Not fun. But we were determined that exhaustion would NOT get the best of us so after some breakfast and a lot of coffee we set out to enjoy our time in our nation’s capital. I must admit, enjoying DC did require a certain level of cognitive dissonance. Walking by the White House, knowing that man was inside, produced a visceral reaction of disgust.

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Looking at the Capital immediately gave rise to anger. The complicity of some and the outright glee of others as they trample on democracy and decency is infuriating. But at the same time, I love visiting DC. As a historian it’s a treasure trove of wonderfulness! And I love what it should represent. Like I said, cognitive dissonance on overload.

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We visited the National Gallery. There is so much to see including this giant typewriter erasure in the sculpture garden.

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We spent a long day at the African American History Museum.

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It is an absolute must-see. I especially wish the idiots responsible for flying this giant flag (seen on our return trip) would make the trip. Perhaps if they had a better understanding of history and its connection with the present they’d think again. (Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.)

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Anyway, my descriptions couldn’t do the museum justice. So go, that’s my advice.

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We also squeezed in a short visit to the American History Museum. It currently has a temporary exhibit on The Poor People’s Campaign of 1968. It was fascinating.

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Plus I got to see a giant dollhouse. (I don’t like dolls but I LOVE dollhouses. Interesting.)

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And I got schooled on proper work ethic by “Bill Jones.” (He was a work “expert” created by a 1920s (or was it 1930s?) PR firm.

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And Mr. Peanut and his buds said “hello.”

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On our last day, we visited The Art of Burning Man exhibit at the Renwick Smithsonian gallery. WOW! It was awesome. I knew almost nothing about Burning Man so it really enjoyed learning about it.

Here’s a MUCH smaller model of the Burning Man. (The real one is burned at the end of the event every year–thus “burning man.”)

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And one of the many art installations that have become such a big part of the event.

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The exhibit also reproduced the temple that is built every year. It’s also torched at the end of every event. It was a beautiful place for reflection and healing. (This photo doesn’t do it justice.)

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We also ate a lot of great food and (oh happy day!!) got to see some friends that relocated to the DC area last year. But I won’t bore you with those details 😉

All in all, it was a fun trip.

But now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. (Thanks for the perfect line Book of Mormon.) The return to the car!! And thus we enter A DAY OF DENIAL. Denial that 940 miles is too much to drive in one day. Denial that 16 hours is too long to sit in a Prius. Denial that coffee, pancakes, and hamburgers are not the perfect food for optimal health. Denial that too many podcasts in too few days can render them annoying. Denial that all music begins to grate on your last damn nerve after 12 hours. Denial that seeing another sunrise (and sunset!) does NOT make the drive any less painful. Denial.

 

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But we made it. We left the Georgetown parking garage at 6:08AM and arrived home to our parking garage at 10:23PM. Did sleeping in my own bed make that sixteen hours of driving worth it? Damn skippy it did!!!

But we probably won’t embark on a road trip of this length again.

Next time it’ll be “Leaving on a Jet Plane.”

Thanks to FOWC and Putting My Feet in the Dirt and The Little Mermaid Travel Themed Tea Party

Plus a shout out to Lin Manuel Miranda and Hamilton. “The code word is ‘Rochambeau,’ dig me?” Because of that lyric I knew the answer to “who’s that guy?”

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