Yesterday was National Haiku Day. I missed it. Missing it sucks because I love a good haiku. I’m not saying that I write good haikus, but I do like to write them. Because it’s my blog, I get to do what I want so I’m giving myself a mulligan. I think that’s a thing, a mulligan, like a do-over. Right? So in honor of National Haiku Day, I give you…
“Haiku to Pork: The Pig Abides in Four Parts”
#1
Sadly, A Day Late
But Love for the Pig Abides
So, Haiku to Pork
#2
Pig in the Window
Ponders a life as bacon
Puts on a condom
#3
Pig in the window
Contemplates possible paths
Picks life as a ham
#4
The pig in the door
Disturbs the children at play
What’s for dinner? Pork.
Tina Stewart Brakebill 
I’m still laughing. There is something wonderfully wrong with you
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