“Why do you always think the worst of people? Maybe she had some leftover plants and she thought you might like them. Just a generous neighborly gesture.”
Are you really that stupid? Did you not see the pristine white water can? Or read her Next Door “suggestions” about how some people are not doing their part to “beautify” the neighborhood? It’s clearly a declaration of war.
But instead of saying any of those things, I agreed, “Of course, I’m sure you’re right dear. I’ll be sure to thank her.”
Nothing says thank you like a three-ton delivery of manure.

PHOTO PROMPT © Rowena Curtin
Thanks to Rochelle for another great Friday Fictioneers Prompt.

PHOTO PROMPT © Peter Abbey
